SlightlySinister

Well, I've been very distracted from my stories recently (a few things are in development, but none are ready for presentation). So, to get me away from writing pretentious essays and learning incomprehensible scripts, and to help bulk out my deviations page (which is pretty damn sparse just now), I want to make you all an offer. Ask me anything. Well, not anything. Give me a short pitch for a story you'd like to see me write. Remember that it will be in my...distinctive style, so people may die horribly. Possibly. And I'll try to keep it short, cos the last few of my works have been swelling into novel-length monstrosities (well, maybe not

I realise I haven't been the most...dedicated updater recently. So, for your enjoyment, I've decided to fill you all in on the stuff I've been writing and/or planning. The Siamese Cat: The name will change as soon as I think of a better one. This is a weird little tale about a cat that decides one day to leave home and go for a walk, and ends up walking a good distance from reality. It was intended as the backstory for a character for a Nobilis campaign that never happened, but hey, I got ideas out of it. Vampiric Vigilantes: Another one I don't have a good name for. This one came from playing Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines, and meetin

Let me clarify that a little. See, humans make noise. Mostly ones they're barely aware of. There's ones like breating which are really unsettling to have just behind you (hence the existence of "personal space" and all that jazz). There's louder and more obvious ones, like people make all the damn time in the library despite the signs, and the blatantly obvious fact that it is a library. But all the time, people are making noises. Many of which are unpleasant to listen to. I'll give you an example. Some little while back, my mother had a cough. It seems to have gone away now, fortunately, but at the time it sounded quite horrible. Now the i